{"id":795,"date":"2023-09-09T01:15:57","date_gmt":"2023-09-09T01:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/?p=795"},"modified":"2023-09-09T01:15:57","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T01:15:57","slug":"finger-cut-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Finger Cut Off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/weird-286.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-796\" src=\"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/weird-286-153x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"153\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/weird-286-153x300.jpg 153w, https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/weird-286.jpg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 153px) 100vw, 153px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, Palatino;\">Somebody&#8217;s child living out here on somebody&#8217;s farm had a finger cut off the other day, but we are unable to learn names and their particulars. Hope it is done aching by this time. If anybody else will cut off a finger we will lend them a good sharp knife, will pay for having it (the finger) sewed on, and will give a good square notice of the affair in the <em>Schooner<\/em>. Locals [local news items] are scarce and getting scarcer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, Palatino;\">Culled from the <em>Prairie Schooner<\/em>, Marshall, Minnesota, September 13, 1873.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody&#8217;s child living out here on somebody&#8217;s farm had a finger cut off the other day, but we are unable to learn names and their particulars. Hope it is done aching by this time. If anybody else will cut off a finger we will lend them a good sharp knife, will pay for having it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/?p=795\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Finger Cut Off.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":797,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decidedlygrim.net\/garretdom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}